Funny, Immature, And Downright Shameless Tinder Wins And Fails

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    Product - Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're a ten, and I seeeeem to have forgotten the rest of the pickup line Read profile. Il'm from Ecuador
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    Product - Today What do you like in a man? Caring, smart, nice I'm one of those!! Nice No, smart Delivered
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    Fin - Robert 20 O Ô Communications at 8 Man A Lives in O 69 kilometers away
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    Azure - Thursday 5:14 PM Hey, your my first match here, congrats W Sent Thursday 8:55 PM You're my first unmatch Type a message... SEND GIF
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    Rectangle - Whats up unstable, you want to go on a date? you look mentally Sent Yesterday 6:09 PM I can't lie, you're spot on. I'd be down for a date
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    Light - So you're 1,87m? Wednesday 19:49 Last i checked yes Probably too short Wednesday 20:49 No, you are taller than me, so thats ok Tell me about your superpowers Thursday 00:48 I can hold in farts a really long time
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    Font - Today 12:50 You're so pretty! How did we match!? O I like ugly men GIF Type a message...
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    Product - Hannah YOU MATCHED WITH HANNAH ON 5/4/21 What does Hannah and racecar have in common? Palindromes That's too easy No I want to smash both of them Sent
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    Product - Knock knock Who's there ? Control freak Now you say "control freak who?" Sent (Thanks, I got this...) Control freak who?
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    Font - Ashlee YOU MATCHED WITH ASHLEE ON 3/21/20 Do you pass the vibe check Today 22:14 The year long vibe check has been completed. Respond to view the results Sent
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    Product - Your dog's invited to our dates l'll let him know! He'll be thrilled Can i win him over with treats Today, 7:25 AM He will do anything for food so l'd say yes What about his mom, can i win her over with food too Sent She will also do anything for food
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    Azure - Linda Today 8:50 PM So you need any help? With what Anything really. I'm always here to Linda hand... I'm confused lol
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    Vertebrate - logan @brainwxrms girls on tinder will say "your parents wll love me but your neighbors won't" like what are you gonna do? start mowing at 7am on a saturday??
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    Product - Today 12:41 PM If you could eliminate one food so that no one would eat it ever again, what would you pick to destroy? Pasta Societies would crumble. W Sent GIF Type a message... SEND
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    Font - 18:08 YOU MATCHED WITH MENG ON 17/05/2021. Hi! You like raisins? Today 15:15 Unfortunately l do not haha w + Sent Today 18:05 Haha that's okay, I was looking for a date anyway ;)

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